mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
don’t let tumblr make you believe that
- krusty krab is unfair
- mr krabs is in there
- standing at the concession
- plotting his oppression
s/o to the girls who grew up with moms who took their own physical insecurities out on their daughters and made them feel ugly know that shit’s rough but ur a blossom sugarplum who deserves to be treated well
and let’s not pretend the lack of respect so many people have for musicals and how large the female and queer fanbase for musicals are is merely a coincidence
I want to date someone who is genuinely my best friend. Someone who I can stay up late talking to, and have meaningful conversations with. Someone who treats everybody friendly. Someone who’s there for me when I need them to be, and vice-versa. Someone I can love.
A big fuck you to the assholes who think that faking a mental illness makes them cute or quirky, and a big shoutout to the people who actually require the attention that is wasted on the assholes.
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail