caraphatash
magic-kingdom-or-bust:

findsomethingtofightfor:

zukumo:

bri-ecrit:

frozenmusings:

still not over how effortlessly he does this

Seriously, he has Anna (who must be at least a hundred pounds, bare minimum) in a dead lift, all but over his head, arms pretty much straight out, legs not even braced…
He must be able to kill a man just by shrugging those shoulders of his.

didnt he literally pick sven up at one point though
he hauls ice for a living and lived with trolls made of stone is that even surprising 

Can we also talk about how even with all that strength he’s still very gentle too?

Can we just talk about how perfect Kristoff is?

magic-kingdom-or-bust:

findsomethingtofightfor:

zukumo:

bri-ecrit:

frozenmusings:

still not over how effortlessly he does this

Seriously, he has Anna (who must be at least a hundred pounds, bare minimum) in a dead lift, all but over his head, arms pretty much straight out, legs not even braced…

He must be able to kill a man just by shrugging those shoulders of his.

didnt he literally pick sven up at one point though

he hauls ice for a living and lived with trolls made of stone is that even surprising 

Can we also talk about how even with all that strength he’s still very gentle too?

Can we just talk about how perfect Kristoff is?

caraphatash

Anonymous asked:

I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians answered:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

letting-and-living

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me